Derrick Allen Dalke (Earth-OG69)

"'Shut up! Just shut up! I'm gonna fukhmmhm.... I'm gonna fuckmhmm..... I'm gonna fucking kill you, man! I'm gonna kill you!'""-Dalke threatening Ash Demate"Derrick Allen Dalke is an autistic inbred moron with a fetish for Pokemon and has an unhealthy obsession with Five Nights at Freddy's. He spent most of his days desperately trying to get women while sticking his small penis inside Freddy Fazbear plushies just to make himself feel better. At one point, he would get into constant conflicts with Matt King and Omar Enriquez, leading him to voluntarily join the Faggotish Five for the sake of revenge, though eventually he and the F.F. would scatter after a humiliating defeat by Ass Squad. Years later he would reunite with the Faggotish Five and do business in the black market. He would also start dating an underage girl because he's into pedophilia and likes his girls young. Sooner or later, he would ditch the Faggotish Five during the Death Watch's raid on their fortress, fleeing to his own hidden kingdom filled with his own followers who were as dumb as he is.